Wednesday, October 25, 2023

Dis United Nations

From the Britannica World Review of 1975.

 "The escalation of Communist and third world "antiracist," "anti-imperialist" rhetoric reached a peak at the UN in October 1975, when the UN Social, Humanitarian, and Cultural Committee passed (70 to 29, with 27 abstentions and 16 absent) an Arab resolution condemning Israel as the "racist regime in occupied Palestine," declaring that Zionism was "a form of racism and racial discrimination," and calling upon all nations to opposed Zionism as "a threat to world peace and security" and a racist and imperialist ideology."

" . . . In November the anti-Zionism resolution was adopted by the General Assembly."

The resolution was introduced by Pres. Idi Amin of Uganda.

Thursday, September 28, 2023

Witch Watching

Swatch Out!

Three Witches Watched Three Wristwatches

Which Witch Watched Which Wristwatch?

That's a tongue twister on which to whet your whistle. I have long been warm to witches--ever since seeing Veronica Lake (of Tudor City) playing it coy and cute in I Married a Witch when I was just an awedful kid loaded with hormonious mischief watching the Early Show in the days when TV dinners were stillunborn. 

And then when I grew up, there was Arthur Miller (not my uncle, Arthur Miller, who drove a laundry truck and early succumbed for his pains) but Marilyn's other toy boy, the one who penned The Crucible. 

And then there was Gabby and his long spell of witchery to enthrall me with his heavy-handed brand of magicianship. 

And then along came John and Jack and The Witches of Eastwick.

And then Dame Atwood broomed in with a scary tale of a real live Succubus, Zenia, with The Robber Bride. She who has been named nastily disorders the lives and loves of three innocent women. After reading Atwood's deft portrayal of female betrayal I returned to unholy Mass to refresh my memory of the male take on the delicate sorcery close to his and Hathorne's heart with Updike's, The Widows of Eastwick.

I rest my piece. The jury's out.



Tuesday, August 22, 2023

What a Revoltin' Development This Is!

As I begin to ruminate, or fulminate, or maybe better, percolate upon the development of this post post-haste I'll get straight to the point--whenever I hear someone say "the developing countries," I am puzzled, and quite frankly not a little bit annoyed. Aren't all countries always, like marriages, "developing," for better or for worse? Hemingway asked a guy who had once been rich and had become a panhandler living on the down-low what happened. The guy told him that "it happened to me in two ways, first gradually and then all of a sudden."

Like life itself, "developing" gradually until something sinister seems to happen suddenly. To be sure, inevitability sucks, but what's a body to do?

I'll keep ruminating, keep fulminating, keep percolating, and keep posting.

Maybe you'll learn to stop worrying while I apply the balm.

Tuesday, July 4, 2023

You Can Depend On It

Here I am. It's the 4th of July, 2023, and as I have the following opinion: "Let me say this about that."

You know, I'm past playing with, observing, or sharing anything but my disdain for our annual national obsession with setting off fireworks.

I think that since the arm of the law has deemed it necessary to restrict the sale of wedding cakes and websites to undesirables (detestables?) then it certainly would be in the common interest of society to ban explosives from getting into the remaining fingers of those people demonstrably unfit to manage their safe use.

As well, pets have no say in the matter (free speech not applying, in particular, to those voiceless creatures, our best friends).  O but I am sure that they would appreciate us putting an end to their personally traumatic experience that they are forced to endure every time that their loving masters celebrate their nation's birth by noticeably blowing things up.

I have nothing to say about the daily use of guns to cull our population, as it appears to me to be our duty to protect ourselves from one another. 

Mustard or Ketchup that is the question!

Be happy in your continued Independence.



Friday, June 9, 2023

Another Erection Season

Well, here we go again.  We are kicking off another spiraling, uninspiring episode of the potlatchian turmoil we allow to consume us every time our time-honored political system has decreed that it must cleanse itself of the failures of the current administration, or at least give a new administration a chance to exhibit their laundry list of hopey, unrealistic, promises to serve us better, stronger, smarter, and make us more satisfied over its guaranteed to be, happily, a short-lived period of continuing misrule.

I don't know about you,

but I'm totally enrapt,

and you should be, too!

Let the games begin!


Monday, May 1, 2023

Mayday Mayday


Dearie,

Cheery beats bleary, dreary, weary,

and yet what if in fact we are

--in theory--

@ the .

where our good intentions have


eXXXceeded


our ^

to fulfill them?


--Amorphously,

Chet GPA

Monday, April 24, 2023

Three Blind Mice. See How They Run.

All of these 'yes-men' are as new to our national life as to our vocabulary.

Their appalling uniformity and timorousness of views threatens to sweep up whatever shards of our democracy yet remain.

At bottom, they value only the gravy-train they rode in on, and not the despoiled landscape upon which the tracks have long been spiked.